When a sports team wins the championship, all they get is some stupid piece of jewelry, but when a race horse or a greyhound win, they get sent to a stud farm where they spend insane amounts of time just fucking and fucking and breeding and fucking and breeding and fucking until every drop of their “legacy” is carried on. If I'll Have Another wasn't a gelding (in other words, if he still had his balls), he'd be at the stud farm right now fucking the most athletic and well-bred mares in the world until he fell into a coma. I think at that point, he'd have to change his name from I'll Have Another to I'll Fuck Another One.
So my idea to make sports more interesting is to give any team that wins a championship a month of free access to the best brothels on the face of the planet where they can fuck and fuck and fuck until their balls collapse. I'm willing to bet that the playoffs would be a hell of a lot more exciting if the teams knew that with the stanley cup, or the super bowl trophy, or the world cup, they'd receive a month of unlimited sex with the hottest sexiest women (or men, if they're into that kinda thing) on the face of the planet. A lot of people agree that we are not much different from animals, so I think it's only fair.
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