Sunday, September 23, 2012

#3


Okay, I know its been a while since I've posted here, which is kinda adding to the fact that this blog is has been born a lost cause, but there are two things I want to get off my chest. First of all, I'm sick and tired of all these assholes who are badmouthing 4Chan and YTMND saying that they are the cesspools of the internet and shoving it in everyone's face on a regular basis. Am I the only person out here who remembers the days before Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, and Icanhascheezburger? Am I the only person who noticed that 4Chan and YTMND were the two main perpetrators of internet memes before all these mainstream sites took over and capitalized on the internet meme thing? The Bronies owe their existance to 4chan, and YTMND was the only house of internet memes before the term “Internet Meme” even existed, so anyone hating on those sites can go fuck off.

Second of all, I'm sick of all you germophobes treating me like I have the bubonic plague when I tell you I have a 98.7F (37.05C) degree fever or a runny nose. If I was so far gone that I was going to turn everyone within 5 feet of me into a catatonic puking wreck, I probably wouldn't have been able to make it out of my bed this morning. It's not my fault that your immune system has shit the bed because you bathe yourself in Purell every day, down airborns like they're M&Ms, and go to the doctor to get antibiotics every time you sneeze. Why don't you do yourself a favor and give your immune system some practice? Go roll around in the mudflats up in north Jersey by one of the many industrial zones up there. If you can survive that, you'll probably never sneeze again. In the meantime, leave me and your shitty immune system out of it.

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